Used all my Lego luck!

This will never happen to me again... A few weeks ago, I saw a black garbage bag in a Bagster at the end of a driveway. Sticking out of the top, I saw something that looked like gray LEGO bricks. I stopped to take a closer look to see if I was imagining it. Not only were there LEGO pieces sticking out of the top of the bag, but there were more underneath. With the help of my daughter, and being careful not to rip the bag any more than it already was, we got the bag into the back of the car....