Greedy blonde steals the FSM's anniversary stand.

Reports say shortly after giving the Spinjitzu brothers the boot as a "social media prank," she and her son(s?) were jumped by the two and a mysterious oni. The First Spinjitzu Master was reportedly not involved in the incident, choosing to "aura farm" instead. The brothers are currently facing second degree aggravated assault and battery charges, but wish to counter with charges of felony theft, public misdemeanor, and first degree battery. Authorities are still looking into the identity of...