Today the tracks decided to “evolve” on their own. What was supposed to be a calm, flat route has unexpectedly turned into a new experimental alpine railway line. Official reason: “enhancing the railway experience with mandatory scenic views”. The LEGO train is currently considering whether to apply for mountain allowance or request a full relocation back to flat terrain. Meanwhile, the station master (me) denies all responsibility and claims it’s “definitely an optical illusion… or creative...