Boneslav and Rugby, the amazing and and hilarious duo

Good evening, I am Boneslav and this my assistant, Rugby. What is that? You ask why he's called Rugby? Because he is rabbit and so big. Watch that again? You asked why he hasn't smile? Is because he lost paw. (Audience: aaaaaawwww). Rugby tries to nibble at the skeletons hat. Stop it beast, oh I hit you with stick. Audience gasps. Oh, I kid, I kid. Is staff. We hope to entertain you tonight. Happy tries to nibble at the hat again. Stop it beast, I say. But I hit you in balls. Audience...